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Calling all photoshopers/ designers

Posted Fri Aug 21, 2015 5:40 pm by HausOfJoel


Hello all it's me again with another contest because who doesn't like to win stuff.

With the revamping and rebooting we are giving the fun servers we have made a group for FunBox 2 aka Fun Haus. But the group is missing something... A group banner/icon! So we are letting the community design icons. So put your creative cap on and start pumping out some ideas.

I will update this thread with rules, dates, prizes, and other things at a later date.

Good luck and have fun!

General Rules:
Nothing inappropriate please
No copy pasta
Entries End September 14th
Winner and Runner Up Announced the following Friday

2 Months Donator Status
Mistaken Movember
Winter Woodsman
Coldfront Curbstompers
Refined Metal
Refined Metal
Low Profile SMG
Civil Servant Medi Gun
Plaid Potshotter SMG
Old Country Revolver
Old Country Revolver

Link to group:

New Maps

Posted Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:22 pm by fingerman


There are new maps available to play on our public servers. We also have put up a new server for just new maps:

Three featured community maps: Borneo, Snowplow and Suijin
New Control Point map: Powerhouse


Posted Sun May 03, 2015 8:22 am by flufffage

It's that time again!
The 2015 Dodgeball Tournament is in the planning stages, and if my calculations are correct, this will be the

EDIT: We've opened registration, so the tournament moves onwards! Look to this thread from here on out:

We want YOUR ideas here!

Mumble Meeting: open to all, come if you have opinions; we're gonna hash this all out. Saturday 5/9, 2pm EST.

We're looking at the beginning to middle of July for the date (it would be a Saturday); let either Someone Special or myself (Flufffage/Birdie) know if you have conflicts with any specific date around then.

Contact Someone Special if you would like to donate for the prize pool, or send him a trade offer here: https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/n ... n=cjZOSXEd

Meanwhile, lets use this thread for ideas! We've already got some really interesting ideas regarding things such as team composition (so don't go forming your teams just yet!), ...
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Slaybox 2 with New Maps!

Posted Sun Mar 29, 2015 4:39 pm by Harri

Hello Gamers!

Slaybox 2 now features pro and custom maps frequently played on in comp TF2 and TF2 lobby.

New maps include:

Join us in SB2 for a new experience!


Want a map on this server? Suggest it here!

Admins vs Community March 14th, 2015

Posted Mon Mar 02, 2015 7:37 am by fingerman


Date: March 14th, 2015 at approximately 6:00 Central Standard Time

Signups are not required, however please post that you are attending and it will be first come first play.

Location is Slaybox 2:, maps played will be pl_badwater and community choice, please post suggestions on the map.

This is officially AvC #6

IP Address Change for Main Servers

Posted Sun Mar 01, 2015 6:46 am by fingerman

The servers have been moved to a new provider in Chicago, here is a list of the new ip addresses:

Slaybox 1
Slaybox 2
Funbox 2

You do not need to re-favorite a server that has changed because this was done automatically by valve.

Secret Santa 2014

Posted Thu Nov 20, 2014 11:29 pm by HausOfJoel

Christmas time is drawing nearer, which means time to spread Christmas cheer a la Secret Santa!

Please post below if you would like to participate, if interested in physical gifts also indicate that and PM me your address.

I will send out matchings on December 6th, so you have until December 5th to sign up.

Code of Conduct:
-Spend at minimal $5/10, the maximum is whatever you want it to be
-Send out gifts before January 1st
-Please have some items on your wishlist
-Any trouble feel free to contact me on steam or the forums
-Addressed will only be shared with whoever is your Santa

Happy Holidays!

(No comments on how its not even Thanksgiving yet please)


  • Fluffage

  • SnakeShesh

  • Harri

  • Doctor Galaxy

  • NicktheCanadianCore

  • Megamoose*

  • Rhymenoceros

  • Zuul

  • Fingerman*

  • Balubish

  • Spatankiller117*

  • LegendarySurgeon*

  • Sanic-x

  • SomeoneSpecial

Halloween Contest (2014)

Posted Wed Oct 22, 2014 1:01 pm by HausOfJoel


2014 Critsandvich Halloween Loadout Contest

Happy Halloween!This year we are going to try something new, and have a "costume" contest! Break out your creative and come up with some ideas. From 2spoopy to 2cute, pick a category and get started!


  • You may enter two (2) of the categories

  • In order to participate, you must have a forum account on critsandvich.com (dont worry its free)

  • Please remember to deactivate any cosmetic changing mods before entering this contest.

  • Entries must be posted no later then Wednesday October 29th at 23:59 EST. Winners will be announced on Halloween, October 31st.

To enter:

  • On the contest thread, you must embed a screenshot of your loadout screen from TF2.

  • Clearly state your name and which entry and category; i.e. “Fluff Entry #1- Trash”

  • Name your loadout and give it a description (max 100 words), but this is purely optional (except for Themed category)

  • Each judge will rate each loadout out of 10 points

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  • Halloween Server 2014

    Posted Sat Sep 20, 2014 5:46 pm by fingerman


    It is that time of the year again. To get ready for Scream Fortress 2014, we will be hosting a Halloween maps only server.
    Visit it at:

    Some maps have been configured to force spawn bosses, but admins are also able to spawn them with the following commands:

    Spawn Commands
    sm_hatman - Spawns a Horseman.
    sm_eyeboss - Spawns a Monoculus.
    sm_eyeboss_red - Spawns a red variant of the Monoculus.
    sm_eyeboss_blue - Spawns a blue variant of the Monoculus.
    sm_merasmus - Spawns Merasmus. (THE ALMIGHTY)
    sm_skelegreen - Spawns a green variant of a Skeleton.
    sm_skelered - Spawns a red variant of a Skeleton.
    sm_skeleblue - Spawns a blue variant of a Skeleton.
    sm_skeleking - Spawns The Skeleton King. (THE ALMIGHTY BONES)

    Parameters in order: <scale> <glow ...
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    Hlstats Winners!

    Posted Mon Sep 01, 2014 3:06 pm by fingerman

    Here is a list of the contest winners, check for your id under the STEAM/U:ID. To look this number up, refer to the stats homepage.

    • Unusual Glengarry Bonnet (Dead Presidents) (Greed) STEAM_0:0:20213493 [U:1:40426986]

    • Unusual Sober Stuntman (Time Warp) (Black) STEAM_0:1:42106937 [U:1:84213875]

    • Unusual Doctor's Sack (Roboactive) STEAM_0:0:4304281 [U:1:8608562]

    • Berliner's Bucket Helm STEAM_0:0:47705637 [U:1:95411274]

    • Bird-Man of Aberdeen STEAM_0:0:9847140 [U:1:19694280]

    • Cut Throat Concierge STEAM_0:1:28733540 [U:1:57467081]

    • Infernal Orchestrina STEAM_0:0:18152417 [U:1:36304834]

    • Milkman STEAM_0:0:59178888 [U:1:118357776]

    • Pom-Pommed Provocateur STEAM_0:1:57114034 [U:1:114228069]

    • Soldered Sensei STEAM_0:0:37906956 [U:1:75813912]

    • Crone's Dome STEAM_0:1:9059440 [U:1:18118881]

    • Steel Pipes STEAM_0:0:5121571 [U:1:10243142]

    • Steel-Toed Stompers STEAM_0:1:32353531 [U:1:64707063]

    • Texas Slim's Dome Shine STEAM_0:0:32428424 [U:1:64856848]

    • Base Metal Billycock STEAM_0:1:9828177 [U:1:19656355]

    • Bonk Boy STEAM_0:1:41910563 [U:1:83821127]

    • Electric Escorter STEAM_0:1:16465053 [U:1:32930107]

    • Haunted Exorcizor STEAM_0:0:31897155 [U:1:63794310]

    • Flamboyant Flamenco STEAM_0:1:44148364 [U:1:88296729]

    • Full Metal Drill Hat STEAM_0:1:41777104 [U:1:83554209]

    • Galvanized Gibus STEAM_0:0:17718219 [U:1:35436438]

    • Googly Gazer STEAM_0:0:37770747 [U:1:75541494]

    • Gridiron Guardian STEAM_0:1:18161013 [U:1:36322027]

    • Halogen Head Lamp STEAM_0:0:39297460 [U:1:78594920]

    • Hottie's Hoodie STEAM_0:0:2201239 [U:1:4402478]

    • L'homme Burglerre STEAM_0:1:5026838 [U:1:10053677]

    • Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet STEAM_0:1:34951319 [U:1:69902639]

    • Modest Metal Pile of Scrap STEAM_0:0:18902947 [U:1:37805894]

    • Outback Intellectual STEAM_0:1:24349289 [U:1:48698579]

    • Platinum Pickelhaube STEAM_0:1:4577052 [U:1:9154105]

    • Pocket Medic STEAM_0:1:33256774 [U:1:66513549]

    • Pyro's Boron Beanie STEAM_0:1:37685296 [U:1:75370593]

    • Rogue's Col Roule STEAM_0:0:24226693 [U:1:48453386]

    • Haunted Scarecrow STEAM_0:0:42754770 [U:1:85509540]

    • Soldier's Sparkplug STEAM_0:0:33264102 [U:1:66528204]

    • Steel Shako STEAM_0:1:40776228 [U:1:81552457]

    • Sultan's Ceremonial STEAM_0:0:18787846 [U:1:37575692]

    • Tippler's Tricorne STEAM_0:0:43170741 [U:1:86341482]

    • Titanium Tyrolean STEAM_0:0:49724069 [U:1:99448138]

    • Tough Guy's Toque STEAM_0:1:27378425 [U:1:54756851]

    • Wingstick STEAM_0:0:72848 [U:1:145696]

    • Ye Oiled Baker BoySTEAM_0:1:30740665 [U:1:61481331]

    • The Black Watch STEAM_0:1:4343263 [U:1:8686527]

    • Full Metal Drill Hat STEAM_0:1:20930162 [U:1:41860325]

    • Googly Gazer STEAM_0:1:21692255 [U:1:43384511]

    • Ein STEAM_0:1:21747586 [U:1:43495173]

    • The Scotch Saver STEAM_0:0:5440624 [U:1:10881248]

    • Base Metal Billycock STEAM_0:0:26253985 [U:1:52507970]

    • Scotch Bonnet STEAM_0:0:29198226 [U:1:58396452]

    • Greased Lightning STEAM_0:0:6510418 [U:1:13020836]

    • The Mutton Mann STEAM_0:1:18691625 [U:1:37383251]

    • Grenadier's Softcap STEAM_0:0:16809372 [U:1:33618744]

    • The U-clank-a STEAM_0:0:25173472 [U:1:50346944]

    • Détective Noir STEAM_0:0:18152417 [U:1:36304834]

    • Killstreak Conscientious Objector Kit STEAM_0:0:47907323 [U:1:95814646]

    • Dueling Mini-Game STEAM_0:0:48034007 [U:1:96068014]

    • 2x Professor Speks Strangifier Chemistry Set Series #2 STEAM_0:1:17402909 [U:1:34805819]

    • 1x Strange Bonesaw STEAM_0:1:26915513 [U:1:53831027]

    • 1x Strange Paintrain STEAM_0:1:23260186 [U:1:46520373]

    • 2x Strange Jarate STEAM_0:1:12404467 [U:1:24808935]

    • 1x Strange Huo-Long Heater STEAM_0:0:611431 [U:1:1222862]

    • 2x Strange Grenade Launcher STEAM_0:1:26018111 [U:1:52036223]

    • 1x Strange Hitmans Heatmaker STEAM_0:0:13097581 [U:1:26195162]

    To claim your prize, add me to your friends ...
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